REVIEW


Phantom Thread - This Career Ending Movie Rocks

Posted: December 07 18:12
The Disaster Artist - This Movie Rocks In The Most Beautifully Unexpected Ways

Posted: December 07 16:08
A Matter Of Life And Death - This Movie Magically Rocks

Posted: December 07 16:07
 
Stronger - This Movie Doesn't Quite Makes The Rocks

Posted: December 07 13:39
Brigsby Bear - This Lonely Island Just Got Lonelier Movie Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: December 07 13:38
Blade Of The Immortal - This Miike Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: December 07 13:37
 
Coco - This Pixar Movie Rocks - Like You Were Expecting Something Else?

Posted: December 05 20:17
Roman J Israel Esq - This Film Of Two Halves Does Not Rock

Posted: December 05 20:13
The Man Who Invented Christmas - This Movie Rocks The Yule Time Anew

Posted: December 04 19:28
 
Wonder - This Movie Rocks In A Wonderful Way

Posted: December 04 18:54
Happy End - This Haneke-Lite Movie Rocks

Posted: December 01 13:31
The Post - This Pre-Watergate, Post Fake News Movie Rocks

Posted: November 29 11:21
 
Daddy's Home Two - This Bad Dads Christmas Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: November 24 17:51
Battle Of The Sexes - This Timely Tennis Movie Rocks

Posted: November 23 11:31
Suburbicon - This Messy Movie Doesn't Rock, Doesn't Not Rock Either

Posted: November 23 11:30
 
Justice League - Despite The Late Entry Of Joss Whedon, This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: November 17 14:58
Film Stars Don't Die In Liverpool - This Movie Gently Rocks

Posted: November 15 14:20
Ingrid Goes West - This Instagram-Unfriendly Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: November 15 14:18
 
Mudbound - This Netflix Movie Rocks The Dour

Posted: November 15 14:16
Paddington 2 - This Hugh Grant And A Bear Movie Beautifully, Gorgeously Rocks

Posted: November 09 15:57
The Florida Project - This Life In The Shadow Of Disney Movie Rocks

Posted: November 09 15:57
 
Professor Marston And The Wonder Women - This Superhero Origin Movie Rocks

Posted: November 09 15:55
Marjorie Prime - This Off-Beat Movie Oddly Rocks

Posted: November 09 15:52
I, Tonya -This Movie Rocks Its Lutzes Axels Pirouettes & Twirls

Posted: November 05 21:37
 
Murder On The Orient Express - This Old Fashioned Movie Rocks The Rails It Rides On

Posted: November 05 20:58
The Killing Of A Sacred Deer - This Movie Rocks In The Darkest, Most Provocative Ways

Posted: November 02 23:03
A Bad Moms Christmas - With All The Christmas Spirit In The World, This Movie Doesn't Rock Like The First One

Posted: November 02 22:27
 
Thor Ragnarok - This Marvel Movie Rocks - In A Funny Way

Posted: October 30 16:56
Jigsaw - This Movie Rocks By The Numbers

Posted: October 28 15:45
Call Me By Your Name - This Movie Sweetly Rocks

Posted: October 27 09:54
 
Breathe - This Movie Sincerely Rocks

Posted: October 27 09:52
The Death Of Stalin - This Blackly Comic Movie Rocks The Dark Stuff

Posted: October 26 15:03
Happy Death Day - This Groundhog Die Of A Movie Rocks

Posted: October 21 19:06
 
Geostorm - This Disaster Of A Disaster Movie Doesn't Rock

Posted: October 20 20:40
Thor Ragnarok - This Marvel Movie Rocks - In A Funny Way

Posted: October 19 18:16
Brawl In Cell Block 99 - This Movie Violently Rocks

Posted: October 19 15:34
 
The Lego Ninjago Movie - This Lego Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 16 13:28
The Snowman - This Nesbo Movie So Doesn't Rock

Posted: October 16 13:28
The Party - This Dark Dinner Party Of A Movie Rocks The Dishes

Posted: October 13 19:35
 
Loving Vincent - This Van Gough Cinematic Universe Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: October 13 18:29
The Meyerowitz Stories (New And Selected) - This Dysfunctional Family Movie Rocks

Posted: October 13 18:29
Molly's Game - This Sorkin Movie Rocks

Posted: October 12 14:45
 
Blade Runner 2049 - This. Movie. ROCKS!!

Posted: October 06 19:42
The Mountain Between Us

Posted: October 06 19:42
Darkest Hour - This Churchill Movie Rocks (Oh Yes!)

Posted: October 01 19:01
 
Flatliners - This Remake (Not A Sequel After All) Movie Just Does Not Rock. Flatlines Even

Posted: September 30 15:29
Goodbye Christopher Robin - This Movie Bear Rocks

Posted: September 29 08:01
Zoology - This Odd Fairy Tale Of A Movie Just About Oddly Rocks

Posted: September 29 08:00
 
Borg McEnroe - This Movie Pretty Much Rocks

Posted: September 22 08:36
Kingsman The Golden Circle - This Movie Rocks (But Not As Much As The Last One)

Posted: September 21 10:26
American Assassin - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: September 15 07:38
 
mother! - This Batshit Mental Mad As All Fuck Movie Rocks

Posted: September 14 11:10
Victoria & Abdul - This Royal Movie Has Enough To Rock

Posted: September 14 11:03
Victoria & Abdul - This Royal Movie Has Enough To Rock

Posted: September 10 16:04
 
It - This Creepy Clown Movie Rocks The Dark Side

Posted: September 10 09:58
Wind River - This Snowbound Movie Rocks - No Reservations

Posted: September 08 14:41
mother! - This Batshit Mental Mad As All Fuck Movie Rocks

Posted: September 07 11:44
 
We Don't Normally Do Television - But It Was A Free Ticket. On A Very Slow Night...

Posted: September 03 19:34
The Limehouse Golem - This Deeply Melodramatic Movie Actually Rocks Nicely

Posted: September 03 18:59
Patti Cake$ - This Movie Old School Rocks

Posted: August 31 11:48
 
Una - This Well Acted, Well Intentioned Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: August 31 11:48
American Made - This Very-Much-A-Tom-Cruise Movie Knows How To Rock

Posted: August 28 17:46
Logan Lucky - This Ocean's 7/11 Movie Pretty Much Rocks

Posted: August 28 16:11
 
Rough Night - This Balls Out R-Rated Movie Wouldn't Know Rocks If It Accidentally Killed It During A Hen Do (Think That's Laboured? See The Film!)

Posted: August 28 15:36
Detroit - This Riotous Movie Rocks - With Caveats

Posted: August 25 10:10
Bushwick - This Low Budget Big Idea Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: August 25 10:07
 
The Dark Tower - This 95 Minute Long Series Killing Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: August 20 18:02
An Inconvenient Sequel Truth To Power - This Movie Climate Rocks

Posted: August 18 09:41
The Hitman's Bodyguard - This Old Fashioned Euro Pudding Of A Buddy Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: August 17 20:16
 
Detroit - This Riotous Movie Rocks - With Caveats

Posted: August 16 21:02
Annabelle Creation - This Hello Dolly Movie Rocks Its Conventions

Posted: August 14 20:48
Atomic Blonde - This Super Cool, Super Fun Movie Cold War Rocks

Posted: August 10 18:36
 
A Ghost Story - This Ponderous Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: August 09 15:29
Maudie - This Quietly Understated Movie Gently Rocks

Posted: August 03 15:14
Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets - This Typically Mental Besson Movie Doesn't Quite Manage The Whole Rocks Thing

Posted: August 03 15:13
 
The Ghoul - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: August 03 15:09
The Big Sick - This Movie Sick Rocks

Posted: July 27 15:34
The Incredible Jessica James - This Movie Netflix Rocks

Posted: July 27 15:34
 
Dunkirk - This Movie Completely Rocks

Posted: July 24 07:30
Wind River - This Snowbound Movie Rocks - No Reservations

Posted: July 20 20:35
The Beguiled - This Movie Southern Rocks

Posted: July 16 19:47
 
Cars 3 - This Pixar Movie Takes It's Time But Eventually Moves Into Rocks Gear

Posted: July 13 22:47
War For The Planet Of The Apes - This Movie Rocks In An Apes, Together - Really Bloody Strong Kinda way

Posted: July 12 21:20
It Comes At Night - This Movie Darkly, Disturbingly Rocks

Posted: July 12 21:13
 
Spider-Man Homecoming - This Movie Rocks Whatever A Spider Can. And Then Some

Posted: July 06 14:32
Despicable Me 3 - This Over-Caffeinated Movie Just About Rocks (You Know, For Kids)

Posted: July 03 00:52
The House - This Roll Of The Dice Movie Does Not Rock. Big Time!

Posted: July 01 16:17
 
Alone In Berlin - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: June 29 17:35
Baby Driver - This. Heist. Car. Chase. Movie. ROCKS

Posted: June 29 08:16
Tansformers The Last Knight - This Transformers Movie Never Discovers Rocks

Posted: June 20 23:03
 
Maudie - This Quietly Understated Movie Gently Rocks

Posted: June 19 21:01
Whitney "Can I Be Me" - This Tragic Rock Doc Rocks

Posted: June 15 10:47
The Mummy - This Monster Mess Of A Movie Doesn't Really Rock. But Doesn't Completely Suck Either

Posted: June 09 20:32
 
My Cousin Rachel - This Dark Cornish Romantic Thriller Of A Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: June 08 20:50
Berlin Syndrome - This Hostage Movie Semi-Rocks

Posted: June 08 20:50
Wilson - This Filter-Free Movie Rocks

Posted: June 07 12:05
 
My Life As A Courgette - This Non-Vegetable Movie Rocks

Posted: June 02 12:13
Wonder Woman - This DCEU Movie Rocks (More Or Less) - Finally!

Posted: June 01 21:08
Baywatch - This Beached Whale Of A Movie Doesn't Rock

Posted: May 31 21:21
 
The Red Turtle - This Semi-Ghibli Movie Rocks The Shell

Posted: May 26 15:16
Don't Think Twice - This Improv Movie Rocks All Suggestions

Posted: May 26 14:27
War Machine - This Netflix Movie Doesn't Rock

Posted: May 26 13:58
 
Pirates Of The Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales/Salazar's Revenge/Whatever...5 - This Fifth Movie Flounders On Its Rocks

Posted: May 25 17:38
It Was 50 Years Ago Today! The Beatles: Sgt Pepper And Beyond - This Beatles Doc Rocks

Posted: May 25 13:33
Colossal - This Movie Colossally Rocks

Posted: May 23 19:42
 
Snatched - This Alleged Comedy Movie So Doesn't Rock

Posted: May 23 19:15
King Arthur Legend Of The Sword - This Once And Future Bore Of A Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: May 19 12:27
Alien Covenant - This Sequel/Prequel, Prometheus/Alien Movie Rocks In A Very Interesting Way

Posted: May 12 10:10
 
Miss Sloane - This Chastain Rocks. This Movie? Not So Much

Posted: May 11 07:59
Whitney "Can I Be Me" - This Tragic Rock Doc Rocks

Posted: May 10 20:09
Mindhorn - This Misaimed Throwback Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: May 10 20:06
 
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 - This Movie Rocks The Whole Goddamn Universe

Posted: April 28 16:59
Rules Don't Apply - "This Movie Rocks" Don't Apply

Posted: April 21 11:22
Their Finest - This Movie Rocks The Home Front

Posted: April 21 11:09
 
Fast & Furious 8/The Fate Of The Furious/Whatever - This Movie Fails To Rock The Ridiculous

Posted: April 12 20:21
The Handmaiden - This Movie Beautifully Rocks

Posted: April 12 09:56
Ghost In The Shell - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 30 15:47
 
Free Fire - This Movie Rocks All Guns - All The Time

Posted: March 30 10:16
The Autopsy of Jane Doe - This Movie Morgue Rocks

Posted: March 30 09:59
Power Rangers - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock. Doesn't Quite Suck Either

Posted: March 28 08:06
 
The Lost City Of Z - This Movie Certainly Rocks The ZZZZZs

Posted: March 27 10:26
Life - This Highly Derivative Movie Surprisingly Rocks. In A Highly Derivative Way

Posted: March 26 12:09
Get Out - Guess Who's Coming To Rock This Dinner?

Posted: March 21 21:52
 
Beauty And The Beast - This Movie Rocks In The Shadow Of Its Own Reflection

Posted: March 21 08:09
Personal Shopper - This Off Beat Ghost Story Rocks

Posted: March 17 10:10
Kong Skull Island - This Massive Monkey Movie Rocks Its Batshit Crazy World

Posted: March 09 13:05
 
Elle - This Rape Revenge Movie Rocks

Posted: March 09 13:05
Trespass Against Us - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 05 17:04
Viceroy's House - This Partition Movie Is Too Divided To Rock

Posted: March 05 16:46
 
Logan - This X Movie Rocks The Post-Modern Western

Posted: March 02 14:50
Certain Women - This Movie Does Not Rock.But There Are Stones...

Posted: March 02 12:57
A Cure For Wellness - This Retro-Gothic Movie Doesn't Rock

Posted: February 28 11:26
 
Patriots Day - This Boston Movie Rocks With Flaws

Posted: February 26 17:04
Best - This Footballer Rocked

Posted: February 26 10:41
The Great Wall - This Good Will Monster Hunting Movie Just About Rocks In Places

Posted: February 20 22:02
 
John Wick Chapter 2 - This Movie Like Totally Rocks, Ted

Posted: February 17 14:46
Hidden Figures - This Movie Space Rocks

Posted: February 16 08:44
Moonlight - This Movie Rocks The Sunshine, The Moonlight AND The Boogie

Posted: February 16 08:43
 
The Founder - This Movie "You Want Fries With That?" Rocks

Posted: February 16 08:24
Fifty Shades Darker - This Movie Fails To Get Its Rocks Off (Or Anyone Else's)

Posted: February 15 21:44
20th Century Women - This Coming Of Age For All Concerned Movie Rocks

Posted: February 10 12:47
 
Fences - This Movie Theatrically Rocks

Posted: February 10 09:14
The Lego Batman Movie - This Bat Rocks

Posted: February 10 08:35
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk - This Ang Lee Movie Rocks - For The Most Part

Posted: February 10 08:32
 
Rings - This Horror Movie Does Not Rock. Go Bang. Jump. Go Bump In The NIght - Nuthin'

Posted: February 06 21:41
Loving - This Movie Rocks The Old South

Posted: February 01 16:49
Gold - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: January 31 21:36
 
T2 Trainspotting - This Movie Rocks In A Whole Other Way Than Before

Posted: January 29 12:12
Sing - This Singing Contest Movie Rocks

Posted: January 27 13:14
Hacksaw Ridge - This Movie Rocks, Explodes, All Kinds Of Shit. And How!

Posted: January 27 08:37
 
Denial - This Movie Almost Rocks By Numbers

Posted: January 27 08:34
Christine - This Movie Rocks Some Dark Places

Posted: January 27 08:33
Split - This M Night Movie Multi-Rocks

Posted: January 20 21:07
 
XXX Return Of Xander Cage - This Movie Doesn't Rock The First X, Let Alone The Other Two

Posted: January 19 21:29
Jackie - This Movie Post-Assassination Rocks

Posted: January 19 08:33
Lion - This Movie Long Distance Rocks

Posted: January 19 08:33
 
La La Land - This Soon To Be Oscar Winning Movie Rocks With Sheer Joy

Posted: January 14 10:57
Manchester By The Sea - This Movie Begrudgingly Rocks

Posted: January 14 10:56
Live By Night - This Affleck Movie Also-Ran Rocks - Just

Posted: January 13 21:50
 
Assassin's Creed - This Video Game Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: January 02 18:15
A Monster Calls - This Dark Childrens Fantasy Movie Rocks

Posted: January 01 15:56
Silence - This Marty Movie Fails The Rocks - Big Time

Posted: January 01 15:54
 
Collateral Beauty - This Movie Soooooo Does Not Rock

Posted: December 28 11:42
Why Him? - This Christmas Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: December 26 18:34
Passengers - This Movie Doesn't Quite Space Rocks

Posted: December 20 16:24
 
Rogue One A Star Wars Story - This Movie Stands Alone. Oh, And Totally Rocks

Posted: December 15 16:35
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk - This Ang Lee Movie Rocks - For The Most Part

Posted: December 14 22:06
Silence - This Marty Movie Fucks The Rocks - Big Time

Posted: December 13 20:32
 
The Birth Of A Nation - This Worthwhile Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: December 09 08:21
Snowden - This Conspiracy Movie Rocks. (But Sshh - Don't Tell Anyone)

Posted: December 09 08:21
Office Christmas Party - This Party Movie Rocks (Come On, It's Christmas)

Posted: December 09 08:21
 
Life, Animated - This Movie Rocks The Wonderful World Of Disney

Posted: December 09 08:20
Loving - This Movie Rocks The Old South

Posted: December 06 21:00
The Edge Of Seventeen - This Movie Hughes-Rocks - And Then So Much More

Posted: December 02 12:22
 
Sully - This Movie Rocks The Lean, Mean, Makes Us Keen

Posted: December 02 12:22
Moana - This Movie Modern Disney Rocks

Posted: December 02 12:21
Chi-Raq - This Movie Raps Hard, Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: December 02 12:20
 
Bleed For This - The Movie Never Hits Rocks

Posted: December 02 12:19
Fences - This Movie Theatrically Rocks

Posted: November 27 21:31
Rules Don't Apply - "This Movie Rocks" Don't Apply

Posted: November 27 21:24
 
Hidden Figures - This Movie Space Rocks

Posted: November 27 20:43
Moana - This Movie Modern Disney Rocks

Posted: November 27 20:40
Paterson - This Movie Poetically Rocks

Posted: November 25 17:27
 
A United Kingdom - This Movie Modest Rocks

Posted: November 25 17:08
Allied - This Very Old Fashioned Melodrama Of A Movie Kinda Rocks

Posted: November 25 17:04
Bad Santa 2 - All The Cheer Of This Season Couldn't Make This Movie Rock

Posted: November 24 19:00
 
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them - This Movie Pretty Much Rocks The New Wizarding World

Posted: November 22 10:32
Gimme Danger - This Rock Doc Rocks - Unadventurously

Posted: November 21 22:39
Indignation - This Movie Muddles Its Rocks

Posted: November 19 15:13
 
Dog Eat Dog - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: November 19 15:10
The Founder - This Movie "You Want Fries With That?" Rocks

Posted: November 14 08:22
Chi-Raq - This Movie Raps Hard, Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: November 14 08:12
 
The Edge Of Seventeen - This Movie Hughes-Rocks - And Then So Much More

Posted: November 11 13:43
Arrival - This Movie Cosmically Rocks

Posted: November 10 08:44
American Pastoral - This Roth Bombs More Than It Rocks

Posted: November 10 08:42
 
Jackie - This Movie Post-Assassination Rocks

Posted: November 07 22:09
Denial - This Movie Almost Rocks By Numbers

Posted: November 07 22:08
The Accountant - This Movie Botches The Rocks

Posted: November 07 16:00
 
Nocturnal Animals - This Movie Rocks The Quiet Devastation

Posted: November 04 08:31
The Light Between Oceans - This Movie Elementally Rocks The Lighthouse

Posted: November 04 08:28
Sully - This Movie Rocks The Lean, Mean, Makes Us Keen

Posted: October 31 22:06
 
Doctor Strange - This Movie Rocks Into The Mystic

Posted: October 28 07:55
Ethel & Ernest - This Movie Rocks So Sweetly

Posted: October 28 07:54
American Pastoral - This Roth Bombs More Than It Rocks

Posted: October 27 15:18
 
Ouija Origin Of Evil - This Movie Rocks Across The Board

Posted: October 24 20:02
Jack Reacher Never Go Back - This Movie Barely Makes The Rocks. Barely

Posted: October 21 09:35
Queen Of Katwe - This Movie Alt Rocks

Posted: October 21 09:35
 
I, Daniel Blake - This Movie Deeply Rocks

Posted: October 18 08:18
Inferno - This Movie Runs A Lot More Than It Rocks

Posted: October 14 20:43
American Honey - Around Two-Thirds Of This Movie Rocks (Shame About The Rest)

Posted: October 14 08:36
 
Blood Father - This Movie Exploitation Rocks

Posted: October 12 18:29
The Girl On The Train - This Movie Train Rocks

Posted: October 07 13:07
My Scientology Movie - This Movie Rocks The Foundations

Posted: October 07 13:06
 
War On Everyone - This Movie Almost Rocks, Doesn't Quite Get There

Posted: October 07 12:58
The Greasy Strangler - This Movie Perversely Sort Of Rocks

Posted: October 07 12:55
Supersonic - This Movie Rocks! - Like It Could Do Anything Else?

Posted: October 04 10:56
 
Free State Of Jones - This Movie Struggles, But More Or Less Rocks In The End

Posted: October 01 21:03
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children - This Movie Burton Rocks! Which Is A Good Thing

Posted: September 30 15:58
Deepwater Horizon - This Movie Explodes. And Rocks

Posted: September 30 15:58
 
Swiss Army Man - This Dead Man Farting Movie Rocks

Posted: September 30 15:57
Hacksaw Ridge - This Movie Rocks, Explodes, All Kinds Of Shit. And How!

Posted: September 25 19:43
The Girl With All The Gifts - This Hungries Movie Rocks The Zombies Genre

Posted: September 25 19:07
 
The Magnificent Seven - This Movie Rocks Solidly, If Not Magnificently

Posted: September 23 21:11
Hunt For The Wilderpeople - This Movie Charm Rocks

Posted: September 20 21:04
Bridget Jones's Baby - This Movie Scrapes A Rocks

Posted: September 19 21:34
 
War On Everyone - This Movie Almost Rocks, Doesn't Quite Get There

Posted: September 17 20:42
The Beatles Eight Days A Week The Touring Years- This Movie Defines Rocks

Posted: September 15 16:48
Blair Witch - This Unexpected Sequel Knows Not How To Rock

Posted: September 15 15:26
 
Captain Fantastic - This Movie Alt Rocks (With Flaws)

Posted: September 13 21:01
Hell Or High Water - This Post-Financial Crisis Neo-Western Really, Really Rocks

Posted: September 13 15:30
Don't Breathe - This Movie Rocks The Dark

Posted: September 13 12:50
 
Anthropoid - This Movie Rocks The Resistance

Posted: September 09 15:11
Kubo And The Two Strings - This Laika Rocks

Posted: September 08 15:40
Cafe Society - This Woody Really Rocks - Once More

Posted: September 06 07:41
 
Morgan - This Frankenstein/AI/Ex Machina Movie Half-Rocks

Posted: September 05 21:56
Brotherhood - This Movie Don't Rock This 'Hood

Posted: September 04 15:10
Sausage Party - This Movie Rocks, But Could Rock Better

Posted: September 04 15:09
 
Julieta - This Un Movie De Almodovar Rocks Beautifully

Posted: August 30 21:33
War Dogs - These Dogs Rock - If A Tad Muzzled

Posted: August 29 22:51
Mechanic Resurrection - This Movie Doesn't Quite Stath Rock

Posted: August 29 22:40
 
The Purge Election Year - This Movie Trump Rocks

Posted: August 29 14:00
Life On The Road - This Movie Wants To Rock. It Does

Posted: August 22 21:40
Lights Out - This Movie Jumps A Bit, Doesn't Rock Much

Posted: August 20 11:37
 
The Shallows -This Stuck On A Rock Movie Rocks

Posted: August 17 15:10
Pete's Dragon -This Movie Sweetly Rocks

Posted: August 17 14:29
Nerve - This Movie Just About Rocks The Post-Pokemon Go World

Posted: August 11 20:07
 
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates - This Movie Doesn't Rock So Much You Wouldn't Believe

Posted: August 10 22:47
Wiener-Dog - This Movie Walks The Dog, Rarely Rocks It

Posted: August 10 15:28
Suicide Squad -This DC Cinematic Universe Movie Does Not Rock Like It Really Needed To

Posted: August 09 20:32
 
Jason Bourne - This Movie Rocks Like Before In Those Pre-Snowden Days

Posted: July 28 19:57
Finding Dory - This Movie Deep Blue Rocks

Posted: July 28 19:47
Star Trek Beyond - This Odd Numbered Movie Rocks (And That Doesn't Happen Very Often)

Posted: July 22 18:47
 
The BFG - This Movie Rocks In a Big Way

Posted: July 22 16:26
Ghostbusters - This Movie Does Not Rock - And It's Not Because They're Women!!

Posted: July 12 21:24
The Neon Demon - This Kinda Horror Movie Kinda Rocks. Fashionably

Posted: July 08 14:37
 
The Legend Of Tarzan - This Movie Doesn't Quite Ape-Man Rock

Posted: July 08 14:37
Maggie's Plan -This Movie Might Just About Rock - If We Knew What The Hell It Was

Posted: July 08 14:36
Weiner - This Weiner Dick, Sorry, Doc Rocks

Posted: July 08 14:35
 
Now You See You 2 - Magic Gone, Illusion Blown - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: July 08 14:35
Absolutely Fabulous The Movie - This Movie Doesn't Absolutely Rock, Isn't Quite Fabulous Enough

Posted: July 01 20:54
Central Intelligence - This Rock Rocks...This Movie Even Has Some Heart

Posted: June 29 20:58
 
The Neon Demon - This Kinda Horror Movie Kinda Rocks. Fashionably

Posted: June 28 20:10
Elvis & Nixon - This Movie 'King-Rocks

Posted: June 27 20:12
Independence Day Resurgence (No Colon On Display) - This Movie Rocks (Even Though It Lacks The Shock Of The New)

Posted: June 24 12:27
 
The Conjuring 2 - This Movie Bangs. Jumps. Rocks.

Posted: June 17 12:16
The Boss - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: June 15 11:42
Mother's Day - This Mother Of A Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: June 13 20:19
 
Me Before You -This Movie Donut Rocks

Posted: June 08 09:45
The Nice Guys - This Movie '70s Rocks (So, Discos Then?)

Posted: June 06 17:44
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out Of The Shadows - This Movie SO Doesn't Rock

Posted: May 31 06:44
 
Warcraft - This Movie Does Not R'Orc

Posted: May 31 06:43
Money Monster - This Movie Mad City Rocks

Posted: May 31 06:43
Alice Through The Looking Glass - This Movie Rocks More Than The First One

Posted: May 30 20:32
 
A Hologram For The King - This Movie Saudi Rocks In A Welcome Low Key

Posted: May 25 19:59
X Men: Apoacalypse - This Movie Thuds More Than It Rocks

Posted: May 19 07:14
Sing Street - This Movie Pop Rocks

Posted: May 18 09:56
 
Our Kind Of Traitor - This Le Carre Low-Key Rocks

Posted: May 17 21:08
Green Room - This Movie Punk Rocks

Posted: May 16 22:57
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - This Movie Rocks. The Kasbah. (More Than Rock The Kasbah Did)

Posted: May 16 22:43
 
Everybody Wants Some!! - This Linklater '80s Rocks

Posted: May 15 20:06
Florence Foster Jenkins - This Movie Rocks Off-Key

Posted: May 11 15:08
Bad Neighbours 2 Sorority Rising - This Movie Sort Of Stupidly Rocks

Posted: May 11 14:59
 
Captain America Civil War - This. Movie. ROCKS.

Posted: May 04 11:35
Demolition -This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: May 03 14:30
Bastille Day - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: April 26 12:12
 
Friend Request - This Facebook Nightmare Movie Neither Rocks Nor Not-Rocks. It Just Kinda Mehs Along

Posted: April 22 15:37
Eye In The Sky - This Movie Drone Rocks

Posted: April 19 21:16
The Jungle Book - This Animated Movie Jungle Rocks

Posted: April 16 19:28
 
The Absent One - This Movie Scandi Noir Rocks

Posted: April 15 19:19
Midnight Special - This Movie Especially Rocks

Posted: April 14 11:33
Hardcore Henry - This Gimmicky Movie Moves Furiously More Than It Rocks

Posted: April 13 20:30
 
Tale Of Tales - This Fairy Tale Movie Pretty Much Rocks In A Dark, Absurd Place

Posted: April 05 21:06
The Huntsman Winter's War -This Prequel-Sequel Movie Wouldn't Know Rocks If It Tripped Over It. And It Trips A Lot...

Posted: April 05 14:38
Eddie The Eagle - This Movie Rocks the Very Basics of "Feel Good" In A "Feel Good" Way

Posted: April 01 12:37
 
Victoria - This Movie Rocks The Single Take

Posted: April 01 12:32
Zootropolis - This Movie Anthropomorphically Rocks

Posted: March 29 19:29
Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice -This Setting Up The Expanded DC Cinematic Universe Movie Stumbles As Much As It Rocks

Posted: March 25 16:39
 
The Club - This Movie Depressingly Sort Of Rocks

Posted: March 23 07:42
Mermaid - This Anti-Splash Movie Batshit Rocks

Posted: March 20 16:14
10 Cloverfield Lane - This Spiritual Sequel Really Rocks & Ratchets

Posted: March 18 21:30
 
High Rise - This Movie Does Not Rock The Heights It Aspires To

Posted: March 16 08:45
The Divergent Series: Allegiant - This Film Completely Fails To Rock. Not Even Close Mate...

Posted: March 12 21:14
Anomalisa - This Movie Stop Motion Rocks

Posted: March 10 08:07
 
The Witch - This Goat Rocks The Blackness Of Your Soul (Or Does It?)

Posted: March 10 08:07
The Ones Below - This Movie Just About Darkly Rocks

Posted: March 10 08:06
Hail, Caesar! - This Coen Movie Rocks In A Would That It Twere So Simple Way

Posted: March 07 21:28
 
Truth - This Movie Rocks Outside The Spotlight

Posted: March 04 11:07
London Has Fallen - This Dumb As All Hell Movie Rocks In A Mindless Manner

Posted: March 02 17:48
Grimsby - This "It's Grimsby Up North" Movie Eventually Rocks. Eventually.

Posted: February 25 19:12
 
Triple 9 - This Heist Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: February 20 20:24
Chronic - This Movie Quietly, Delicately, Devastatingly Rocks

Posted: February 18 17:53
Concussion - Heads Knock, Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: February 11 20:09
 
Deadpool - This Move Subversively Rocks

Posted: February 11 15:11
Pride And Prejudice And Zombies - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: February 11 15:08
Zoolander 2 - This Belated Sequel Movie Struts, Pouts, Sort Of Almost Rocks

Posted: February 11 14:37
 
Goosebumps - This Movie Slappy Rocks

Posted: February 10 15:52
Point Break - This Movie Manages To Totally Not Rock. Like, Totally

Posted: February 09 21:01
Dad's Army - This Movie Doesn't Rock, Mr Hitler

Posted: February 08 15:59
 
Janis: Little Girl Blue - This Girl's Doc Rocks

Posted: February 05 20:14
Trumbo -This Blacklisted Fellah Kinda Rocks

Posted: February 03 19:35
13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi - This Movie Bangs, Explodes, Shoots and Shouts. But Doesn't Rock

Posted: February 02 15:06
 
Dirty Grandpa -This Movie Fails To Rock More Than Well, Just About Anything

Posted: January 28 17:36
Spotlight - This Movie Paedo Rocks (in A Good Way)

Posted: January 27 15:17
Youth - This Movie Rocks. But, As The Title Suggests, It'll Be Wasted On The Young

Posted: January 27 15:16
 
Anomalisa - This Movie Stop Motion Rocks

Posted: January 26 22:36
Truth - This Movie Rocks Outside The Spotlight

Posted: January 26 22:30
The Big Short - This Movie Rocks The Global Financial Crisis - With Gags

Posted: January 21 06:54
 
Our Brand Is Crisis - This Movie Sandy Rocks

Posted: January 21 06:53
Chronic - This Movie Quietly, Delicately, Devastatingly Rocks

Posted: January 18 22:07
Room - This Movie Rocks The House (Let Alone The Room)

Posted: January 13 08:41
 
The Revenant - This Movie Grisly Rocks (And Grizzly Rocks)

Posted: January 13 08:39
Creed - This Rocky 7 Rocks

Posted: January 13 08:39
The Hateful Eight - This Roadshow Rocks

Posted: January 07 08:48
 
Lambert & Stamp - This Rock Doc Rocks

Posted: January 03 18:37
The Wrecking Crew - This Movie Wreckingly Rocks

Posted: January 03 18:29
The Danish Girl -This Movie Trans Not Rocks

Posted: January 01 13:44
 
In The Heart Of The Sea -This Boat Rocks, This Movie - Not So Much

Posted: December 29 16:03
Daddy's Home -This Movie Soooooooo Doesn't Rock

Posted: December 29 15:26
Joy - This Movie Mop-Rocks

Posted: December 26 11:49
 
The Peanuts Movie - This Movie Schultz Rocks

Posted: December 21 08:16
Star Wars The Force Awakens - This. Star. Wars. Movie. Rocks

Posted: December 19 13:24
The Big Short - This Movie Rocks The Global Financial Crisis - With Gags

Posted: December 16 20:05
 
The Danish Girl -This Movie Trans Not Rocks

Posted: December 15 18:15
Sisters - These Ladies Rock The House - Well, Their Parents' House

Posted: December 15 17:45
The Hateful Eight - This Roadshow Rocks

Posted: December 14 11:50
 
Joy - This Movie Mop-Rocks

Posted: December 14 11:50
By The Sea - This Marriage Movie Is On The Rocks (But Doesn't)

Posted: December 13 17:51
The Ridiculous 6 - This Netflix/Sandler Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: December 13 17:33
 
The Forbidden Room -This Montage Doesn't Rock - It Pummels

Posted: December 13 17:11
Grandma - This Lily Rocks

Posted: December 12 16:33
Concussion - Heads Knock, Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: December 09 22:02
 
Our Brand Is Crisis - This Movie Sandy Rocks

Posted: December 09 21:46
The Revenant - This Movie Grisly Rocks (And Grizzly Rocks)

Posted: December 08 14:54
Steve Jobs - This Movie iRocks

Posted: December 08 13:06
 
Room - This Movie Rocks The House (Let Alone The Room)

Posted: December 08 13:05
Brooklyn - This Movie Rocks Beautifully

Posted: December 08 13:04
Youth - This Movie Rocks. But, As The Title Suggests, It'll Be Wasted On The Young

Posted: December 08 13:02
 
Black Mass - This Depp Rocks

Posted: December 08 12:40
Love & Mercy - God Only Knows - This Movie Rocks

Posted: December 08 12:39
The Lobster - This Movie Rocks The Weird - In A Good Way

Posted: December 08 12:38
 
Inside Out - This Movie Rocks Beyond Compere

Posted: December 08 12:37
The Martian - This Movie Rocks The Shit Out Of This

Posted: December 08 12:37
Carol - This Movie Rocks Right To The End

Posted: December 08 12:36
 
Bridge Of Spies - This Movie Rocks The Cold War Like No Other

Posted: December 08 12:36
The Walk - This Movie Rocks The Tightrope

Posted: December 08 12:35
Grandma - This Lily Rocks

Posted: December 08 12:33
 
Spotlight - This Movie Paedo Rocks (in A Good Way)

Posted: December 08 12:31
The Lady In The Van - This Lady Rocks

Posted: December 08 12:15
The Dressmaker - This Movie Rocks The Down Under Bits

Posted: December 08 12:13
 
Sicario - This Blunt Rocks The Border

Posted: December 08 12:11
Suffragette - This Movie Doesn't Really Rock

Posted: December 08 12:09
Creed - This Rocky 7 Rocks

Posted: December 08 12:09
 
The Good Dinosaur - This Pixar Rocks

Posted: December 08 12:07
Beasts Of No Nation - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: December 08 12:06
Mad Max Fury Road - This Movie Rockatanskys

Posted: December 08 12:06
 
Listen To Me, Marlon - This Doc Rocks From Beyond The Grave

Posted: December 08 12:04
Brand: A Second Coming - This Messiah Complex Rocks

Posted: December 08 11:59
The Revenant - This Movie Grisly Rocks (And Grizzly Rocks)

Posted: December 07 08:43
 
The Peanuts Movie - This Movie Schultz Rocks

Posted: November 29 16:45
Creed - This Rocky 7 Rocks

Posted: November 28 17:56
The Good Dinosaur - This Pixar Rocks

Posted: November 28 16:14
 
Bridge Of Spies - This Movie Rocks The Cold War Like No Other

Posted: November 26 08:53
Carol - This Movie Rocks Right To The End

Posted: November 26 08:50
The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 - This Movie Rocks One Last (Slightly Protracted) Time

Posted: November 20 16:59
 
The Dressmaker - This Movie Rocks The Down Under Bits

Posted: November 20 16:58
The Lady In The Van - This Lady Rocks

Posted: November 13 16:24
Kill Your Friends - This Rock Movie Nearly Rocks

Posted: November 10 22:52
 
Burnt - This Movie Doesn't Sizzle, Doesn't Cook, Doesn't Rock

Posted: November 10 22:49
Brooklyn - This Movie Rocks Beautifully

Posted: November 06 16:05
Spotlight - This Movie Paedo Rocks (in A Good Way)

Posted: November 01 21:18
 
Spectre -This Bond Rocks...But It's No Skyfall

Posted: October 28 16:25
Brand: A Second Coming - This Messiah Complex Rocks

Posted: October 28 16:21
Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension - This Movie 3D Vomits More Than Rocks

Posted: October 28 16:21
 
The Last Witch Hunter - This Full Of Trees Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 16:20
Crimson Peak - This Movie Rocks The Goth

Posted: October 28 16:16
The Lobster - This Movie Rocks The Weird - In A Good Way

Posted: October 28 16:15
 
The Program - This Movie Rocks The Tour

Posted: October 28 16:15
Pan - This Lost Boy Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 16:15
Suffragette - This Movie Doesn't Really Rock

Posted: October 28 16:10
 
Beasts Of No Nation - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: October 28 16:09
The Walk - This Movie Rocks The Tightrope

Posted: October 28 16:09
Sicario - This Blunt Rocks The Border

Posted: October 28 16:09
 
The Martian - This Movie Rocks The Shit Out Of This

Posted: October 28 16:03
The Intern - This Movie Pleasantly Rocks The Grey Buck

Posted: October 28 16:02
Macbeth - This Mickey's Maccy Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: October 28 16:02
 
McFarland USA - This Movie Rocks The Cheese

Posted: October 28 15:58
The Interview - This Movie (Almost) Rocks The North

Posted: October 28 11:37
Love Is Strange - This Gentle Movie Gently Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Selma - This Movie Preaches Where It Should Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Jupiter Ascending - This Movie Doesn't Space Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Coherence - This Movie Mind-Fuckingly Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Shaun The Sheep Movie - This Sheep Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
50 Shades of Grey - This Movie Has It Rocks Whipped Out Of It

Posted: October 28 11:37
Project Almanac - This Movie Rocks Time

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Cake - This Movie Doesn't Really Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Blackhat - This Mann Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Wedding Ringer - This Movie Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Predestination - This Movie Time Cop Rocks (But Not Timecop Rocks)

Posted: October 28 11:37
Focus - This Movie Just About Rocks The Hustle

Posted: October 28 11:37
Backstreet Boys Show 'Em What You're Made Of - This Movie Pops

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - This Movie Geriatrically Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
It Follows - This Movie Rocks The Rock, Walks The Walk

Posted: October 28 11:37
White Bird In A Blizzard - This Movie Rocks Ever So Slightly

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Still Alice - This Moore Rocks, This Movie Really Doesn't

Posted: October 28 11:37
Chappie - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
White God - This Movie Rocks Like Lassie Come Home On Neck-BIting Steroids

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
X+Y - This Movie Quietly Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Run All Night - This Movie Just About Rocks, Despite Itself

Posted: October 28 11:37
Mommy - This Movie Rocks The Cradle

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Voices - This Movie Darkly Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Divergent Series: Insurgent - This Movie Doesn't Even "Sim" Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Gunman - This Movie Creaks And Croaks More Than Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Home - This Movie Rocks The Adequate

Posted: October 28 11:37
Wild Tales - This Movie Rocks Delirious

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Face Of An Angel - This Supermodel Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Cinderella - This Movie Fairy Tale Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Get Hard - This Movie Rocks The Racist, Homophobic, Male Prison Rape Card. But Not Too Much Else

Posted: October 28 11:37
Altman - This Movie - Like This Man - Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
While We're Young - This Movie Rocks Hipsters!

Posted: October 28 11:37
Furious 7 - This Movie Butt-Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Water Diviner - This Movie Doesn't Really Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
John Wick - This Movie Rocks Old School

Posted: October 28 11:37
Bypass - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Force Majeure - This Movie Avalanches

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Good Kill - This Movie Drone Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Salvation - This Movie Rocks The Western...Just About Enough

Posted: October 28 11:37
A Little Chaos - This Movie Fails To Rock(ery)

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Falling - This Movie Swooningly Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Avengers Age Of Ultron - This Movie Rocks The F**king World - Literally!

Posted: October 28 11:37
Monster: Dark Continent - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Far From The Madding Crowd - Between It Rocks And A Hardy Place

Posted: October 28 11:37
Rosewater - This Stewart Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Big Game - This Movie Surprisingly Rocks. And Has Fun While It's Doing It!

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Spooks The Greater Good - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Top Five - This Rock Rocks. And Keeps On Rockin'

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Age Of Adeline - This Movie Slush Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Clouds Of Sils Maria - This Movie Meta Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Pitch Perfect 2 - This Movie Aca-Not Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Mad Max Fury Road - This Movie Rockatanskys

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Tokyo Tribe - Ths Movie Raps

Posted: October 28 11:37
Spring - This Movie Rocks The Romantically Weird

Posted: October 28 11:37
Tomorrowland - This Movie Kinda, Sorta, Almost Just About Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Poltergeist - This Movie Serviceably Rocks - Just!

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Goob - This Movie Fails To Norfolk Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
San Andreas - This Movie Junk Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Listen Up Philip -This Movie Rocks The Downbeat

Posted: October 28 11:37
Queen and Country - This Movie Post-War Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Man Up - This Movie Rom-Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Danny Collins - This Movie Rocks Without The Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Spy - This Movie Fails To Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Insidious Chapter 3 - This Movie Adequately Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Jurassic World - This Movie Dino-Rocks The World

Posted: October 28 11:37
Entourage - This Movie Rocks Like An Extended Episode - With More Boobs!

Posted: October 28 11:37
Mr Holmes - This Sherlock Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Slow West - This Movie Rocks The Horse Opera

Posted: October 28 11:37
Knock Knock - This Movie Knocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Minions - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Magic Mike XXL - This Movie Dances Well But Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Terminator: Spellcheck - This Movie Does Not Rock - Terminally!

Posted: October 28 11:37
Amy - This Movie (Jazz) Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Ted 2 - This Bear Does Not Rock - And How!

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Choir - This Boychoir Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Love & Mercy - God Only Knows - This Movie Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Ecstasy Of Wilko Johnson - This Movie - Naturally Enough - Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Iside Out - This Movie Rocks Beyond Compere

Posted: October 28 11:37
Ant-Man - This Movie Ant Rocks In A Minor Key

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Legend of Barney Thompson - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Self/Less - This Movie Not/Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Eden - This Movie Has Beats, Not Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Maggie - This Movie Never Quite Rocks Enough

Posted: October 28 11:37
Southpaw - This Movie Rocks Every Cliche In The Book

Posted: October 28 11:37
Hot Pursuit - This Movie So Doesn't Rock It's Hard To Comprehend

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Cobbler - This Movie Dramatically Fails To Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Mission Impossible Rogue Nation - This Mission Rocks The Summer Impossibly Well

Posted: October 28 11:37
Fantastic Four - This Thing Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Gift - This Movie Rocks The Edge(rton)

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.- This Movie - Much To Our Surprise - Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Pixels - This Movie Doesn't Manage To Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Confessions of Thomas Quick - This Movie Rocks Darkly

Posted: October 28 11:37
Trainwreck - This Movie Rocks Its Arse Off

Posted: October 28 11:37
Absolutely Anything - Wish All You Want - This Movie Sadly Does Not Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Mistress America - This Movie Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Vacation -This Trip To Walley World Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Paper Towns - Ths Teen Movie Teen Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
The Bad Education Movie - This Movie Fails To Rock - BIg Time!

Posted: October 28 11:37
Sinister 2 - This Movie Is Just Too Dull To Rock

Posted: October 28 11:37
Me And Earl & The Dying Girl - This Movie Really Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Hitman Agent 47 - This Video Game Of A Movie Does Not Rock On Any Level

Posted: October 28 11:37
We Are Your Friends - This Zac Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Straight Outta Compton - This Movie Hips, Hops, Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Drew & Toni - You'll Be Missing One Of Them Already?

Posted: October 28 11:37
No Escape - This Movie Rocks One Scene. But Just The One

Posted: October 28 11:37
45 Years - This Movie Devastatingly Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Ricki And The Flash - This Rock Chick Movie Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Transporter Refuelled -This Movie Sputters To A Halt Rather Than Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
Irrational Man - This Woody Deftly Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Legend - This Movie Rocks In A Hardy Place

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Scorch Trials - This Movie Doesn't Rock This Future

Posted: October 28 11:37
The Visit - This Night Rocks Once More (Just About)

Posted: October 28 11:37
 
Kingsman The Secret Service - This Movie Really, Really U.N.C.L.E Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:36
Everest - This Movie Rocks To The Summit...Falls Off A Bit

Posted: October 28 11:36
Big Hero 6 - This Movie Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:36
 
Son Of A Gun - This Up And Coming Actress Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:36
Inherent Vice - This Movie Inherently Doesn't Rock

Posted: October 28 11:36
Trash - This Movie Almost Slum Rocks

Posted: October 28 11:36
 
Mortdecai - Don't Point This Non-Rocking Movie Thing At Us!

Posted: October 28 11:36
Ex Machina - This Movie Rocks In A Very Modern Promethean Way

Posted: January 23 15:25
A Most Violent Year - This Movie Rocks Solidly. No More. No Less

Posted: January 23 08:42
 
The Gambler - What Are The Odds This Movie Rocks?

Posted: January 23 08:42
Whiplash - This Movie Really Really Rocks

Posted: January 16 13:18
American Sniper - This Movie Almost Rocks...But Not Quite

Posted: January 16 13:18
 
Wild - This Road Movie Rocks

Posted: January 16 13:17
Testament Of Youth - This Movie Rocks

Posted: January 16 13:17
Taken 3 - This Movie Wouldn't Know "Rocks" If It Smacked It In the Fucking Face!

Posted: January 09 12:34
 
Foxcatcher - This Movie Intrigues More Than It Rocks

Posted: January 09 12:33
Into The Woods - This Musical (and It IS A Musical) Rocks (With Apologies To Mr Sondheim)

Posted: January 09 12:33
Birdman - Or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) -The Movie Rocks, This Movie Soars, Then Rocks and Rocks Some More

Posted: January 01 18:47
 
The Theory Of Everything - This Movie Wobbles More Than It Rocks

Posted: January 01 18:47
The Woman In Black: Angel Of Death - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: January 01 18:47
Big Eyes - This Movie Rocks Occularly

Posted: December 26 11:30
 
Unbroken - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: December 26 11:26
Exodus Gods And Kings - This Movie Non-Rocks - In The Biblical Sense Of The Phrase

Posted: December 26 11:26
Dumb And Dumber To - This Movie Like So Doesn't Rock

Posted: December 23 19:51
 
Night At The Museum Secret Of The Tomb - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: December 20 13:39
Annie - This Movie Doesn't Really Rock, Sun Still Occluded

Posted: December 17 21:34
Black Sea - This Movie Rocks Silent Runs Deep

Posted: December 13 16:49
 
The Hobbit The Battle Of The Five Armies - These Hobbitses Rock The (Middle) Earth

Posted: December 12 08:31
St Vincent - This Movie Rocks Like A God (Not The God...We Don't Think...)

Posted: December 05 16:33
Men, Women & Children - This Movie Rocks Confused

Posted: December 05 16:33
 
Paddington - This Bear Really Really Rocks

Posted: November 29 23:08
Horrible Bosses 2 - This Movie Sooooooooooo Doesn't Rock

Posted: November 28 15:50
The Grandmaster - This Movie Rocks. Kicks. Chops.

Posted: November 28 15:50
 
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1- This Movie Rocks - In An Interesting Holding Pattern

Posted: November 21 12:41
Get On Up - This Movie Rocks Some, Funks Around A Lot

Posted: November 21 12:41
The Homesman - This Western Rocks

Posted: November 21 12:41
 
My OLd Lady - This Movie Fails To Rock

Posted: November 21 12:41
The Imitation Game - This Movie Rocks Enigmatically

Posted: November 14 13:02
The Drop - This Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: November 14 12:57
 
Ouija - This Movie BANG! Does BANG! Not BANG! Rock...BANG!

Posted: November 10 19:53
Life Itself - This Movie Rocks

Posted: November 10 15:41
Interstellar - This Movie Cosmically Rocks

Posted: November 08 11:48
 
Say When - This Movie Charmingly Rocks

Posted: November 08 11:47
Nightcrawler - This Movie Rocks The Night

Posted: November 05 19:18
Mr Turner - This Movie Rocks

Posted: October 31 16:04
 
Horns - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 31 16:00
The Babadook - This Movie Really Rocks

Posted: October 28 08:33
Fury - This Tank Rocks

Posted: October 24 15:43
 
Jimi: All Is By My Side - This Movie Is Unable To Rock

Posted: October 24 15:43
This Is Where I Leave You - This Movie Sweetly Rocks

Posted: October 24 15:43
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - This Movie Really, Really, Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: October 21 17:02
 
The Judge - This Movie More Or Less Rocks

Posted: October 13 21:09
The Maze Runner - This (Week's Dystopian Future Vision YA Adaptation) Movie Rocks. Comparatively.

Posted: October 12 19:17
'71 - This Movie Rocks The Night

Posted: October 12 05:51
 
The Rewrite - This Movie Rom-Com Rocks

Posted: October 09 20:54
Effie Gray - This Movie Quietly, Understatedly Rocks

Posted: October 08 00:37
Dracula Untold - This Movie Doesn't Suck But It Doesn't Really Rock Either

Posted: October 07 07:34
 
Annabelle - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 05 10:49
Gone Girl - This Fincher Rocks

Posted: October 02 22:09
Life After Beth - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: October 02 09:55
 
The Equalizer - This Moive Rocks And Not Rocks. In Equal Measure

Posted: September 30 07:30
The Riot Club - This Movie Just Fails To Rock

Posted: September 29 14:43
What We Did On Our Holiday - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: September 26 07:35
 
The Last Impressario - This Movie Rocks

Posted: September 26 07:35
The Giver - This Movie Giveth No Rock

Posted: September 25 07:36
Magic In The Moonlight - This Woody Rocks

Posted: September 23 09:21
 
A Walk Amongst The Tombstones - This Movie Dourly Rocks

Posted: September 23 09:21
Maps To The Stars - This Movie Bleakly Rocks

Posted: September 23 09:17
Grand Piano - This Movie Rocks Bonkers

Posted: September 18 15:17
 
A Most Wanted Man - This Movie Coldly, Slowly, Deliberately Rocks

Posted: September 16 12:49
The Angriest Man In Brooklyn - This Movie Rocks In Remembrance

Posted: September 15 07:07
The Boxtrolls - This Movie Darkly Rocks

Posted: September 12 15:29
 
Pride - This Movie Proudly Rocks. Then Discos.

Posted: September 12 15:28
The Guest - This Movie Batshit Rocks

Posted: September 08 22:18
Before I Go To Sleep - This Movie Rocks, Forgets, Rocks, Forgets Again...Wakes Up, Rocks, Forgets.

Posted: September 08 22:15
 
The Hundred Foot Journey - This Movie Food Porn Rocks

Posted: September 08 21:10
Sex Tape - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: September 04 07:50
They Came Together - This Movie Rocks Subversively

Posted: September 03 07:16
 
Life Of Crime - This Movie More Or Less Rocks - In A Second Division Kinda Way

Posted: September 03 07:14
As Above So Below - This Found Footage Claustrophobically Rocks

Posted: September 02 12:55
The Rover - This Movie Barrenly Rocks

Posted: September 02 12:55
 
Mystery Road - This Movie Slow Burn Rocks

Posted: August 30 08:49
Obvious Child - This Movie Rocks (With A Little Help From Paul Simon)

Posted: August 29 07:32
Night Moves - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: August 29 06:52
 
The Keeper Of Lost Causes - This Movie Scandi-Rocks

Posted: August 29 06:49
If I Stay - This Chloe Rocks, This Movie Doesn't

Posted: August 27 07:38
Lucy - This Movie Bonkers Rock

Posted: August 26 07:36
 
Sin City A Dame To Kill For - This Movie Doesn't Rock

Posted: August 26 07:28
Two Days, One Night - This Movie Rocks

Posted: August 22 07:45
What If - This Movie Rocks - Especially If You've Never Seen When Harry Met Sally

Posted: August 21 07:40
 
Deliver Us From Evil - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: August 21 07:39
Into The Storm - This Movie Storms It - But Does Not Rock

Posted: August 20 21:09
Hector And The Search For Happiness - This Movie Really Fails To Rock. Unhappily. Sad Face.

Posted: August 20 09:31
 
The Congress - This Movie Future Rocks

Posted: August 15 13:43
The Expendables 3 - This Movie Bangs Loudly And Just About Rocks A Bit As Well

Posted: August 15 07:10
The Inbetweeners 2 - This Movie Rocks. Pees. Poops. Pukes - As You Do

Posted: August 07 07:41
 
God's Pocket - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: August 06 10:02
Mood Indigo - This Movie Sadly Fails To Rock

Posted: August 06 10:02
Guardians Of The Galaxy - This Raccoon Rock-ets

Posted: August 06 10:01
 
The Purge: Anarchy - This Movie Rocks. Much Like The First One

Posted: July 28 16:15
Hercules - This Rock Rocks

Posted: July 28 12:38
Supermensch: The Legend Of Shep Gordon - This Doc Rocks

Posted: July 27 20:02
 
Joe - This Movie Rocks

Posted: July 25 10:39
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes - This Movie Really, Really Rocks

Posted: July 23 09:42
Begin Again - This Movie Sweetly Rocks

Posted: July 15 16:10
 
Boyhood - This Movie Really, Really Rocks

Posted: July 11 15:13
How To Train Your Dragon 2 - This Dragon Rocks

Posted: July 11 15:12
Transformers Age Of Extinction - This Movie Really Fails To Rock

Posted: July 07 19:57
 
Tammy - This Movie Really, Really, Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: July 04 14:53
Cold In July - This Movie Rocks

Posted: July 04 14:51
Chef - This Movie Rocks - In A Hard Food Porn Way

Posted: June 26 07:16
 
Mistaken For Strangers - This Movie Rocks - In Mysterious Ways

Posted: June 25 14:14
The Art Of The Steal - This Movie Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: June 24 15:33
3 Days To Kill - This Movie Rocks - In A Daft Way

Posted: June 24 09:29
 
Jersey Boys - This Movie Rocks. As Well It Should

Posted: June 21 19:03
The Fault In Our Stars - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: June 20 11:33
Devil's Knot - This Movie KNOT Rocks

Posted: June 17 07:17
 
The Young & Prodigious T S Spivet - This Movie Just About Rocks

Posted: June 16 07:05
Belle - This Movie Rocks

Posted: June 11 06:35
22 Jump Street - This Movie Rocks

Posted: June 09 21:10
 
Grace Of Monaco - This Movie Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: June 09 21:09
112 Weddings - This Movie Rocks

Posted: June 05 20:58
Oculus - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: June 05 12:25
 
Fruitvale Station - This Movie Rocks

Posted: June 04 16:41
Jimmy's Hall - This Movie Rocks

Posted: June 03 21:36
A Million Ways To Die In The West - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: June 02 19:31
 
Edge Of Tomorrow - This Movie Rocks. Repeat. Rocks. Repeat. Rocks. Repeat...

Posted: May 30 15:21
Venus In Fur - This Movie Rocks

Posted: May 30 15:19
Maleficent - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: May 30 15:19
 
X Men Days of Future Past - This Movie Rocks. For The Ages

Posted: May 28 14:44
Fading Gigolo - This Movie Does Not Rocks

Posted: May 27 20:43
Blended - This Movie Sorta Rocks. Sweetly

Posted: May 22 07:02
 
Godzilla - This Movie Rocks. And Roars.

Posted: May 16 10:52
The Two Faces Of January - This Movie More Or Less Rocks

Posted: May 14 10:12
Next Goal Wins - This Movie Rocks

Posted: May 14 10:12
 
The Punk Singer - This Movie, Unexpectedly, Does Not Rock

Posted: May 14 10:12
The Wind Rises - This Movie Beautifully Rocks

Posted: May 10 10:49
Sabotage - This Movie Old School Rocks

Posted: May 08 20:31
 
Bad Neighbours - This Movie Rocks

Posted: May 07 06:36
Blue Ruin - This Movie Rocks

Posted: May 03 09:51
Plastic - This Movie Really Does Not Rock

Posted: May 01 16:17
 
Pompeii - This Movie Really Doesn't Rock

Posted: April 30 18:49
Sundance London Rewview - Obvious Child

Posted: April 27 12:41
The Other Woman - This Movie Sort Of Just About Rocks

Posted: April 25 06:46
 
The Love Punch - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: April 22 21:38
Transcendence - This Movie Disappointingly Does Not Rock

Posted: April 22 06:16
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - This Movie Doesn't Quite Rock

Posted: April 17 13:10
 
Locke -This Movie Rocks - In A Low Key way

Posted: April 16 07:14
We Are The Best - This Movie Punk Rocks - Just

Posted: April 16 07:11
The Raid 2 - This Movie Rocks Violently - The Feel Hurt Film Of The Year

Posted: April 14 20:17
 
Calvary - This Movie Rocks

Posted: April 14 15:32
The Quiet Ones - This Movie Struggles But Does Not Rock

Posted: April 10 18:09
Divergent - This Movie? - Too Dumb To Rock

Posted: April 09 20:59
 
Half Of A Yellow Sun - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: April 09 14:38
Noah - This Movie Rocks In A Mental Manner

Posted: April 09 09:14
Muppets Most Wanted - Thie Movie Rocks...But Not As Much As The Last One

Posted: March 31 19:56
 
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - This Captain Really, Really Rocks

Posted: March 28 13:19
The Double - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 28 08:44
Afternoon Delight - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 27 12:00
 
20 Feet From Stardom - This Movie Rocks. Naturally.

Posted: March 26 22:11
A Long Way Down - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 26 13:02
Pioneer - This Movie Dives More Than It Rocks

Posted: March 25 08:01
 
Starred Up - This Movie Jailhouse Rocks

Posted: March 23 10:26
Labor Day - This Movie Does Not Rock. it Bakes. Pies.

Posted: March 23 10:25
Veronica Mars - This Movie Sort of Rocks

Posted: March 18 08:19
 
Gilliam Week: The Zero Theorem - This Movie Rocks

Posted: March 14 16:28
The Rocket - This Movie Rock(et)s

Posted: March 14 08:40
Need For Speed - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 13 08:01
 
The Grand Budapest Hotel - This Movie Rocks Sublimely

Posted: March 09 18:05
Frank - This Movie Rocks

Posted: March 07 10:37
The Stag-This Movie Rocks

Posted: March 07 10:37
 
Non Stop - This Movie Actually Rocks

Posted: March 05 08:04
Ride Along - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 05 08:04
300 Rise Of An Empire - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: March 04 10:04
 
Unforgiven - This Movie Really Rocks

Posted: March 02 16:24
The Book Thief - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: February 26 21:06
Under The Skin - This Movie Rocks...In Mysterious Ways

Posted: February 25 07:55
 
Cuban Fury - This Movie Shimmies More Than It Rocks

Posted: February 24 20:49
Only Lovers Left Alive - This Movie Rocks

Posted: February 21 10:17
A New York Winter's Tale - This Movie Boggles

Posted: February 17 22:54
 
The Lego Movie - This Lego Movie Rocks

Posted: February 17 22:16
The Momuments Men -This Movie Just About Rocks In A Flawed Way

Posted: February 17 21:42
Her - This Movie Rocks Beautifully

Posted: February 16 19:06
 
RoboCop - This Movie More Or Less Rocks.

Posted: February 10 21:35
Dallas Buyers Club - This Movie Rocks

Posted: February 09 18:53
The Invisible Woman - This Movie Just About Quietly Rocks

Posted: February 09 18:53
 
That Awkward Moment - This Poots Rocks. The Movie-Not So Much

Posted: February 01 12:57
Lone Survivor - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: January 30 23:13
I, Frankenstein - This Movie Really, Really DOESN'T Rock

Posted: January 30 08:04
 
Out Of The Furnace - This Movie Indie Rocks

Posted: January 30 07:55
The Armstrong Lie - This Movie Rocks. Unless We're Lying.

Posted: January 29 19:22
Inside Llewyn Davis - This Movie Folk Rocks

Posted: January 24 18:13
 
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit - This Movie Rocks

Posted: January 24 08:15
August: Ossage County - This Movie Rocks Like A Melodrama

Posted: January 24 08:15
The Wolf of Wall Street - This Movie Rocks Hard and Tosses a Dwarf

Posted: January 18 09:16
 
The Railway Man - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: January 12 11:09
One To Watch In 2014 - The Zero Theorem

Posted: January 11 12:18
12 Years A Slave - This Movie Rocks

Posted: January 10 08:03
 
One To Watch in 2014 - The Congress

Posted: January 09 17:30
Mandela Long Walk To Freedom - This Movie Does Not Rock

Posted: January 05 17:46
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - This Movie Rocks

Posted: January 05 11:27
 
All Is Lost - This Movie Rocks, Rolls, Pitches, Sinks, Rises

Posted: January 05 11:26
American Hustle - This Movie Rocks In A Disco Kind Of Way

Posted: January 05 11:26
Saving Mr Banks - This Movie Rocks

Posted: January 05 11:23